i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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