i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she was so not down for the gang bang
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize