either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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