Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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