Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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