If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
