What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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