He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
either way he was missing a nipple.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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