office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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