if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Everything about him screamed your future.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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