I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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