I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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