Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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