I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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