if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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