I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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