i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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