I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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