Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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