I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
