I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
