In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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