belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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