I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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