my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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