so that wasnt chicken after all
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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