I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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