Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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