Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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