tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize