shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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