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(253): View more from Washington

i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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(631): View more from New York

I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(224): View more from Illinois

i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I drank myself into bisexuality again.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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(317): View more from Indiana

IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.

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(314): View more from Missouri

No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.

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