Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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