...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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