We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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