did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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