Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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