I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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