I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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