It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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