He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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