Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize