ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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