turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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