Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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