how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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