Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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