Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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