If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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