Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
