Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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